Saturday, October 21, 2017

WE ALL GET OLD IN THE END


I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now.


Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.


You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone? That's common sense leaving your body.


I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.


I decided to stop calling the bathroom the “John” and renamed it the “Jim”. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.


Old age is coming at a really bad time. When I was a child I thought “Nap Time” was a punishment. Now, as a grownup, it feels like a small vacation.


The biggest lie I tell myself is..."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."


I don't have gray hair; I have "wisdom highlights". I'm just very wise.


If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would've put them on my knees.


Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.


Why do I have to 'Press one for English' when you're just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?


Of course I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice.


At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.


Actually I'm not complaining because I am a Senager (senior teenager). I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 50 years later:

-   I don’t have to go to school or work.

-   I get an allowance every month.

-   I have my own pad.

-   I don’t have a curfew.

-   I have a driver’s license and my own car.

-   The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant.

-   And I don’t have acne.

Life is great!



Thursday, October 19, 2017

Perpustakaan Negara Malaysia online library

Utk makluman semua perpustakaan negara malaysia telah melancarkan 1 site di mana sesiapa sahaja boleh membaca buku secara online di pautan :-

http://www.pnm.elib.com.my/

Tuan/puan boleh membaca buku tersebut dgn hanya perlu register butiran maklumat diri dlm portal yg diberikan. Setelah selesai register terus log in pada portal tersebut.

Utk baca buku yg diminati klik pada butang "borrow".

Sekian utk makluman kita bersama dan selamat membaca..

Mohon dipjgkn kepada rakan-rakan yg lain.

Portal ini boleh di akses melalui data tel, internet rumah atau hotspot wifi..





Monday, October 16, 2017

Amalan Quran untuk merawat kanser

Amalan ex-staff saya seorang Cancer Survivor. Dia pernah kluar di WHI, TV 3 dulu. Di temuramah bersama2 dgn suami nya. Berkongsi  pengalaman mula2 di diagnosed, melalui Chemo, bedah, makanan sihat, follow-ups hingga di beritahu she is free fr cancer cells end last yr.    Now she is an active Volunteer kpd pesakit2 cancer/survivors.

Lapan surah ini diamalkan dan dibaca untuk memusnahkan sel-sel barah kanser. Jika pesakit dapat membacanya lagi baik. Jika tak terdaya atau kurang baik bacaannya maka boleh minta suami, ayah, ibu atau orang lain membaca untuknya.

Selok-eloknya sebelum memulakan bacaan surah dibawah :

1. Istighfar 10x.
2. Salawat Nabi 10x.
3. Al-Fatihah 1x.

Sediakan sebotol secukupnya air yang bersih lagi suci dan setiap kali habis surah dibaca, ditiupkan kepada air. Pesakit dinasihat minum air bacaan tiap-tiap hari dan sapu/mandi pada anggota yang kena barah kanser. InsyaAllah kerana sakit dan sembuh semua kekuasaanNya.

1. Surah Al Maidah (Ayat 82-91).
2. Surah Al Araf (Ayat 70-81).
3. Surah Ar Ra'd (Ayat 16-28).
4. Surah Al Anbiyaa' (Ayat 38-50).
5. Surah Asy Syu'ara (Ayat 185-227).
6. Surah Az Zummar (Ayat 42-52).
7. Surah Ghafir (Ayat 67-77).
8. Surah Az Zukhruf (Ayat 52-70).

Kepada pembaca tolong sebarkan kepada ahli keluarga dan saudara yang sedang mengidap penyakit kanser. Semoga dengan menolong mereka yang sakit, akan juga mendapat pahala dari bacaannya serta pahala kerana menolong sesama hamba yang benar-benar memerlukan pertolongan dan penyembuhan dari-Nya.



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